I hop to IHop

Feeling the munchies I hopped into a IHop for a bite to eat.
I don't know why in a place half empty, they had to take me all the way to the back of the restaurant and seat me adjacent to a lesbian couple.
And of course the moment I sat down, the one posing as the male counterpart thinks she needs to impress me and pay loving attention to her mate...Odd...A dog marking their territory I suppose.
And then I realized that the mate is not at all impressed with her sudden show of devotion towards her.
she responded by shoving the arm off her shoulders and began to project a hostile deposition.
This signifies to me, the mate messed up and is trying to over compensate in the sudden show of affection.
'Tis the season of silliness 

Always one to people watch...I began to look downwind at at another couple.
The woman wont shut up...the guy is just sitting there looking at her...probably in disbelief..but think it wise to say nothing.
My first thought is based on their body language...this is an Internet date...first encounter.
Yet I do observe the guy is tapping one finger on the table silently...the is the #1 clue he is board to death and want to take flight.
Immediately I felt his thoughts "If her lips are moving...she is lieing her ass off".
Finally he had-had enough and makes an escape "I Need to go to the restroom"....clear as day I heard that.
Aaaah...this bird is about to fly the coop.
The contented look on the woman's face tells me she has no clue as to what is about to happen...for her sake I hope he pays the bill before he exits quickly...because i don't see a purse on the table...or anywhere.